I am happy to report that the reason I have not been reporting in is because we have been working hard on so many super dope things to bring to planet earth that it's just going to blow your human minds!
First of all, did everyone enjoy our Blackest Friday sale? I know I did. My arms are still tired from delivering all of those packages because I deliver them all personally, by arm, and it can really become quite the distance.
Okay, well I'm glad that you're playing with your new things.
Also, weren't there some holidays that just happened in this month? I hope that you all had those. I really do.
Now then...I feel like I had something to tell you.
Oh yes!
Our very first SUPER DOPE COMIC is going to be coming out this month! How exciting is that?
I know that I am very excited because the story of Shit Baby is one that has needed to be told for a long time now. It's a story as old as time, really, but every generation needs to hear it again in a new fresh light.
It's like the bible, really.
Shit baby will die for your sins, I'm sure.
The real fun of it all is that I have given a few people some previews and everyone has seemed to be disgusted and delighted at the same time, and I just think that's perfect.
Also on the good news list is that I - Dane G. Russ - am going to be representing Super Dope Comix, along with Danny - MyMainMan - Livingston at the Long Beach Comicon February 18 & 19 in Long Beach California...which just so happens to be our base of operations. OH SHIT! It's going to be crazy...we are just going to walk there. We won't have to get a hotel or anything! We can stay in the same dark, dingy holes that we always stay in...and we can eat the same cheap, garbage food we always eat!
This is truly a blessed event!
We are going to have a lot of fun and hopefully sell you all a bunch of super dope stuff. We will have T-shirts and original prints of comicbook heroes getting stoned, and then I am also going to be doing some acrylic paintings of comicbook heroes and heroins.
I will also do a painting of heroin.
So...yeah.
I guess that's about it for right now.
We are also still working on updating the site and bringing you the best most exclusive content available. So sit tight for that, we are not even a year old yet.
Can you believe that? We are not even a year old yet.
Holy shit.
He's getting so big.
-Dane G. Russ
